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3rd July 2009

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dick inches:

Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term “dick inches” is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements. fellow one: “Finally! There’s a parking spot!”
fellow two: “No way, man…You can’t park within 30 feet of a stop sign.”
fellow one: “There’s plenty of room.”
fellow two: “Yeah, only if you’re measuring in dick inches.”
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  1. yoholmes reblogged this from desluvulongtyme and added:
    fucking hilarious.
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